*I would like to start off by saying not all men are like this. I know plenty who are great guys, so I’m pointing out that not everything that I’m putting in this blog isn’t true about every guy, but I strongly believe that there are bits and pieces of this that are true about most guys.*
Recently, I heard from a man, this, “Women can bleed for 7 days and NOT die, therefore, they are monsters.”
-What is this supposed to mean? Yes, we do bleed… but it’s not our fault that we were MADE that way. We have a period for a reason, (most likely) if your mommy didn’t have her period you wouldn’t be here. So stop it, just leave it alone.
After some research, I’ve made a list… about men.
10. They think that unhooking a woman’s bra with one hand is a talent.
-Men, seriously? Come on, us women can even do that. What would really be a talent is if you could just stare at it and it popped off, then we would give you credit, but no. Not for one handers. (Sorry)
9. They’re all looking for a “nice, funny, smart girl”… who just happens to look like Pamela Anderson and has the libido of a rabbit.
-Need I add anything else?
8. Um, hi my eyes are up here, stop staring at my chest.
-Believe it or not men, we know when you’re not paying attention. We know when you’re not looking at our faces. Some of you think we’re stupid, but newsflash, we’re not. So don’t think you’re sneaky taking a “peek” while talking to us or that we don’t notice that all you’re doing is staring. We know.
7. Men like making fun of women when we do something wrong, as if they do everything perfectly all the time.
-Nobody is perfect, but yet whenever a WOMAN does something wrong men blame it on the gender. I know plenty of mistakes men have made. “Women have no common sense.” Please, enlighten me men.
6. Scratch their “stuff” every 15 minutes.
-It’s true, so don’t deny. Do us women scratch ourselves in public every 15 minutes? I don’t think so.
5. Men make you want them over and over again, and each time they hurt you like before.
-Pathetic. Men always beg for us to “take them back” and “promise” that they’ve changed or whatever, but yet, they never do. Women are always left hurt again and again.
4. Men tell your best friend secrets and expect them not to tell you.
-Nice one geniuses. There’s a reason why women have best friends. We spill everything to that person. Our best friend IS GOING to tell us everything that you’ve said to them.
3. MENopause, MENstruation… etc….
-I’m just saying.
2. They take advantage of women when we’re the most vulnerable.
-Do I need to give you an example? Ex: Suzie is crying, “big manly man” walks in and tells her everything will be alright… then bam. You have that girl hanging by a thread and you take advantage. Simple as that.
1. MEN are OBSESSED with their PENISES.
-I even have proof. I found this RIDICULOUS website. http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/
Here is my evidence:
Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
Lately men have been making me sick.